Why can't I get off with him like I do with Colonel Sanders?

Darling, I do declare you are a right purty piece of lady meat and while I do not wish to offend the good graces of your husband, I would like to offer my expertise. You just need a man to bring your love of greasy foods into the bedroom with you. A drumstick up the poopshooter twisted just so might be what you need, then afterwards you could enjoy the foods. fingerlickin good is what the colonel always says and i am inclined to agree.